The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

The Daily Show is an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning program that looks at the day's top headlines through a sharp, reality-based lens. Along with the help of The World's Fakest News Team, Trevor Noah covers the biggest news stories in politics, pop culture and more.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

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  1. minedful

    minedful16 soniya oldin

    Take a shot every time someone says Will Smith

  2. Sino M

    Sino MDaqiqa oldin

    Wow ok, I read it as No-Nah-May, the Zulu in me jumped out I guess.. wow..

  3. 2 daqiqa oldin

    Weird is Hot

  4. Moussa Self

    Moussa Self2 daqiqa oldin

    Ukraine is a large country in Eastern Europe known for its Orthodox churches, Black Sea coastline and forested mountains. Its capital, Kiev, features the gold-domed St. Sophia's Cathedral, with 11th-century mosaics and frescoes. Overlooking the Dnieper River is the Kiev Pechersk Lavra monastery co

  5. Lexxis Chevonne

    Lexxis Chevonne4 daqiqa oldin

    "You stay put" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  6. Mike Smith

    Mike Smith5 daqiqa oldin

    Need I say it again American Gestapo at work! Unbelievable American unbelievable! You let these idiots have guns and run ruff shot over you!!

  7. brian onyango

    brian onyango7 daqiqa oldin

    The transcripts doesn't have bidens names as you claim

  8. Gold grinder

    Gold grinder7 daqiqa oldin

    To the chagrin of clinton clones, I am a Bernie Bro and we are growing every day.

  9. Nia Pgn

    Nia Pgn9 daqiqa oldin

    New dude can go kick rocks people are so full of themselves. #Bernie2020 !

  10. Ave B

    Ave B13 daqiqa oldin

    Sometimes if you're not feeling good, getting a makeover and dressing more comfortably can lift your spirits. It's probably more for his mental/emotional health, which can and does impact physical health. Glad he's on the mend, regardless.

  11. Cynthia Ayers

    Cynthia Ayers15 daqiqa oldin

    According to my husband . France is like a woman, always changing. Yet, she is still the same old bag. Just joking, love France.

  12. MariaCaterina

    MariaCaterina15 daqiqa oldin

    1:40 Tahrir Square is in Cairo, Trevor 🤓

  13. NUNNA URBIZNEZ

    NUNNA URBIZNEZ16 daqiqa oldin

    A moment of silence is the exact opposite of what we need! We need to go apeshit on these guys who are always stalling!!! 85% OF AMERICA SUPPORTS COMM9N SENSE GUN LEGISLATION!!!!!

  14. Fanaeya Nicholson

    Fanaeya Nicholson18 daqiqa oldin

    Dumb ass

  15. ozzytronjk

    ozzytronjk18 daqiqa oldin

    Jim is clearly on the right committee .

  16. CekeCeke BamBam

    CekeCeke BamBam19 daqiqa oldin

    This is why Colin Keapernick is kneeling. The police is a terrorist organization that kills more american citizens than any other terrorist organization in the world. Dismantle Blue ISIS.

  17. Jesi Colon Rodriguez

    Jesi Colon Rodriguez20 daqiqa oldin

    Oh my god, how insulting to their viewers...”you’re too stupid to understand why you should care about this hearing.” Really? Cause I’m pretty sure he’s admitted to these crimes multiple times...on TV

  18. Mavicity

    Mavicity20 daqiqa oldin

    Sherlock is shook. He can't even use his deduction skills and tell us how the weird ass impossibility is the only remaining probability. He's puzzled at how non-puzzling the puzzle is. He's puzzled how we're still puzzled by it.

  19. KING JULIEN

    KING JULIEN22 daqiqa oldin

    The Harriet Tubman of Cats

  20. Rpz P

    Rpz P22 daqiqa oldin

    Free R Kelly

  21. sunfeatherX3

    sunfeatherX322 daqiqa oldin

    Death to the reds

  22. The Duke

    The Duke24 daqiqa oldin

    Follow the Constitution or get the blank out.

  23. Seven Bok

    Seven Bok24 daqiqa oldin

    Another rich white guy with a saviour complex. If he wanted to ensure Trump’s defeat, he’d put his money behind the front runners. Also, stop and frisk. Fucking asshole.

  24. Abadin Rani

    Abadin Rani28 daqiqa oldin

    A movie starring Trevor and Anna? 😍😍😍 *I would like to see it.*

  25. Bryan Baker

    Bryan Baker28 daqiqa oldin

    Boo was hella cute in his rainbow undies. Can I taste the rainbow?

  26. Debra Bond

    Debra Bond33 daqiqa oldin

    Why can't they just throw the mother fucker out ok, I just don't want to hear or see the son of a bitch again ok.

  27. Robert Marier

    Robert Marier34 daqiqa oldin

    Daily show sold a book but lost this viewer.

  28. Michael Puig

    Michael Puig34 daqiqa oldin

    FACT: Trump and the republicans are crooks

  29. robe robe

    robe robe34 daqiqa oldin

    She's a well rounded idiot.

  30. Qu AudioReact

    Qu AudioReact37 daqiqa oldin

    They’re insane

  31. Pippin Hampton

    Pippin Hampton42 daqiqa oldin

    Imagine the public outrage if a news caster said "We need to have a patrol in places with high populations of Christians." Or if someone asked a christian to remove there cross because "oh what if Christians Radicalize like during the Crusades."

  32. Pluviophile

    Pluviophile44 daqiqa oldin

    There is a reason why it is called "Fox" News

  33. BORE

    BORE45 daqiqa oldin

    the difference between criminals and cops is the criminal wants your money the cop wants your life. ill take my chances with the criminal , thank you.

  34. JethroTClampet

    JethroTClampet46 daqiqa oldin

    Who's the bigger joke Trump and Democrats? As ridiculous as Trump is, I think he's getting re-elected. #SAD

  35. Dorian Edwards

    Dorian Edwards47 daqiqa oldin

    Trump misheard JFK asking us what we could do for our country and thought he said 'ask what your country can do for Trump'.... Lol! A more selfish and self-centered a person has never been born. All is for and about Trump....

  36. BORE

    BORE48 daqiqa oldin

    10 million dollars that we, us, tax payers will fund, qualified immunity. those cops are untouchable. if worse case they would be force to resign and will get hire by the next jurisdiction, gypsy cops!

  37. Josny13

    Josny1352 daqiqa oldin

    "Such a nice place you got here. Would be an awful shame if something.. *flick* happened.. to it." Repubics: "Obviously this man is just mentioning what a wonderful place it is, and that he'd be saddened to see anything bad happen to it! While at the same time showing off his new lighter." There was no quid pro quo (or however that's spelled).

  38. ByAnyOtherName091

    ByAnyOtherName09152 daqiqa oldin

    Trevor really enjoys dunking on the masses of asses with this story, doesn't he. 😂

  39. Kelsey Copley

    Kelsey Copley52 daqiqa oldin

    The only democratic candidate I could see myself voting for right now is Petey . this is about to suck so hard

  40. just me

    just me54 daqiqa oldin

    if she has hot flashes om goodness lol

  41. Lup Domnitor

    Lup Domnitor54 daqiqa oldin

    Id buy it for $50 then burn it down, down to the ground.

  42. just me

    just me55 daqiqa oldin

    extreme racists POTUS

  43. Jennifer Hensley

    Jennifer Hensley56 daqiqa oldin

    I love Bernie! He's a saint!

  44. Ryan Cunard

    Ryan Cunard57 daqiqa oldin

    I'm crying at "Frederick Douglas has done a great job"

  45. Joshua Hunter

    Joshua Hunter58 daqiqa oldin

    Why isn't the news reporting that trump went to the hospital over the weekend? www.theroot.com/are-we-pretending-donald-trump-wasn-t-secretly-rushed-t-1839925135

  46. Simon Lim

    Simon Lim58 daqiqa oldin

    The GOPs have been compromised, just look at the way, these same folks goes on trying to fake Truth and defend Trump..

  47. Yes I’m Blessed

    Yes I’m Blessed58 daqiqa oldin

    The hypocrisy of republicans and all those on the right is so incredible. Just bats*** crazy.

  48. Cynthia Ayers

    Cynthia Ayers59 daqiqa oldin

    Then I guess, all this is our own fault, because we don't check for the mental stability of are candidates. Or anyone that works for the government. How can we trust them, if we don't test them? They spend a lot of money of ours. So why not spend some on, getting their heads examined.? ( The gold standard or no standard) look up. (The hidden secrets of money.) This will blow your mind.

  49. Michael Sterling

    Michael SterlingSoat oldin

    Democrats are a joke, watching these hearings is comical,

  50. Meron A. Admasu

    Meron A. AdmasuSoat oldin

    I have so much respect for Trevor Noah! You can see in the way he interviews his guests that he wants people to get ALL sides of the arguments. He plays devil's advocate and makes sure to bring up "the other sides" arguments and agendas even if they do not align with his own personal beliefs. This is sadly a very rare thing in the media now a days. Trevor Noah you are a gem!

  51. BeatlesFanSonia

    BeatlesFanSoniaSoat oldin

    Seriously, what are they putting in their food?

  52. Cheryl Renzi

    Cheryl RenziSoat oldin

    I guess that's why you and Obama gave ZERO aid to Ukraine for 8 years even when Russia invaded Crimea, but Trump gave them monetary and military aid 14 days after talking to the new administration with no investigations or claims about any investigations happening!

  53. Tonny Milfiger

    Tonny MilfigerSoat oldin

    trevor bring ben shapiro to kick your ass.... will be fun to watch

  54. James Sacchetti

    James SacchettiSoat oldin

    All you got to do is find out what the hell is causing it back in the 70s and 80s list of the not happen What The Hell changed who the hell is pushing mass shootings

  55. Sapping Jones

    Sapping JonesSoat oldin

    Are you single honey ;)?

  56. Jamie Rocke

    Jamie RockeSoat oldin

    Dear Jim, when Trevor Noah says “Welcome back to the show”, your response is “Thank you for having me”. Proceed accordingly, sir.

  57. BeatlesFanSonia

    BeatlesFanSoniaSoat oldin

    Dinner and a show!

  58. Big Mike

    Big MikeSoat oldin

    I would be wildly surprised if the Cheeto in Chief ever had to truly suffer the consequences of his actions.

  59. Esther Schaefer

    Esther SchaeferSoat oldin

    It was such a good movie!

  60. Mohsin Khan

    Mohsin KhanSoat oldin

    *We have heard 2 Wrongs don't make a right, but if it's all wrong it makes a White Stable President*

  61. autumnleavesforwinterta

    autumnleavesforwintertaSoat oldin

    This one fox news host always looks like if Ted from How I met your mother suddenly got into instagram filters and couldn't stop.

  62. Bhaumik Patidar

    Bhaumik PatidarSoat oldin

    Trevor did they doodoo.... LMFAO

  63. Douglas Henry

    Douglas HenrySoat oldin

    I would love to see them get Giuliani to testify. It would increase the ratings, and I would so much fun laughing at him. These hearings lack a "proper fool".

  64. Tyran Ocisari

    Tyran OcisariSoat oldin

    If anything the fact that this guy circumvented a background check only proves that *criminals* don't comply with the law. The war on drugs has been around since the 70s, and our government spends more and more money on border security, yet the influx of illicit increases. It's absurd to think prohibition of types of guns or firearm features is going to reduce violence or save lives. The ultimate authoritarian goal is to turn the rights which the Bill of Rights was written to protect, in to privileges that will be lorded over by a bureaucracy. To them the truth is a nonissue. That is why they lie about the complete ineffectiveness of gun control. It's why they lie about the capabilities of firearms and deceptively mislabel weapons in order to demonize guns and gun owners. It's why they bombard people with censored data and expurgated stats. It's why they refuse to have an open debate about the unfettered facts and the whole truth. It's disgusting how tragedies and even kids are being manipulated and exploited by an anti individual rights agenda. They're using fear to evoke peoples' emotional attachment to their propaganda, which is purely based on lies and half truths. The truth is violent crime and homicide rates, which includes mass murder and mass shootings, are at one of the lowest points in over forty years. Kids today are not living in a time where they are more likely to be murdered. But they've been dupped into believing this utter fantasy by anti rights propaganda and the incompetent puppet media, who peddle this lie every day. Not only were the violent crime and homicide rates in Australia declining years before they implemented gun restrictions and bans but saw a trend reversal and increase shortly after their implementation. The reality is that neither gun bans or restrictions have shown correlation to reduction in overall violent crime or homicide rates, and violent crime and homicide rates in the US are at one of the lowest points in over forty years. That's why anti 2nd Amendment advocates don't show data on trending overall violent crime or homicide rates compared to gun possession or availability rates. It doesn't support there false anti rights narrative. It doesn't matter even if you have ZERO gun crime or ZERO gun homicide. If overall violent crime or homicide rates go up or continue as previously trending then ZERO lives were saved. The bans and restrictions being proposed will do nothing to save lives. They have already been proven completely ineffective. The deadliest mass murders aren't even perpetrated with guns. Removing one method of violence without removing the propensity for violence will save ZERO lives. They are nothing more than a means to undermine the 2nd Amendment and move the US closer to complying with the European Firearms Directive. As long as weapons exist and people have the right to life, then people have the right to be armed in defense of life.

  65. Nicholas Plesko

    Nicholas PleskoSoat oldin

    Bernie 2020

  66. tasnim kasim

    tasnim kasimSoat oldin

    When all this is over how will thy hold there faces up!! You really have to be totally shameless to lie blatantly.

  67. utoobguy30

    utoobguy30Soat oldin

    For everyone rest for him to be removed there's one thing to consider, president pence.....

  68. Helmininack

    HelmininackSoat oldin

    people just gave up on working since its not worth it, therefore unemployment went down. so i wont give him that

  69. Dan C.

    Dan C.Soat oldin

    Trevor Noah's clip title "should read" , Jim Himes "Lying" out the facts instead of Laying out the facts !!! ... anybody , and I mean ANYBODY who has taken the time "firsthand" to listen to the entirety of the ‘questions asked of' and 'answers given by' the witnesses in the public hearings to date , and read the Formal Depositions released so far ... would know exactly that "non of the witnesses had any concerns of any wrong doing by President Trump" ... period !!! ... so if any of you are buying into this bs narrative that the President did something wrong , it is a certainty that you are buying into that false accusation narrative because of LIES being told you by Trevor Noah , Himes , and the rest of the "Fake News" pundit hacks like CNN , MSNBC , NYT , WAPO , etc. ... I don't ask you to believe me but I do ask to NOT believe them because they are bold face lying to you , if you want to know the truth you will have to determine it for yourself by listening to every hearing in full and read every deposition in full ... it's called hearing "all" the evidence so you know what to think !!!

  70. coin paradise

    coin paradiseSoat oldin

    YES MAKE A WISH LIST.

  71. defcon six

    defcon sixSoat oldin

    The media is the enemy of the people when the media lies and tries to prevent the truth from being known, precisely what you do Trevor.

  72. Chill

    ChillSoat oldin

    Yeah I bet you feel reaal good when your audience are told when to laugh and applaud for you don’t ya lil Noah? These impeachment hearings are a joke. Get ready for Trump2020!! What’s up bots? 🍿 😏

  73. mdeedeew

    mdeedeewSoat oldin

    However, there is CRIMINALITY!

  74. Carlene Robinson

    Carlene RobinsonSoat oldin

    Well Said

  75. Dezhavu13

    Dezhavu13Soat oldin

    The Republican claim that aid was held up because of corruption doesn't hold water when the Trump administration approved and sent aid in 2017 and 2018 while Ukraine was listed as the most corrupt country in the world.

  76. Yuu kei

    Yuu keiSoat oldin

    Oh you Ignorant puppet

  77. D W

    D WSoat oldin

    The African Blues... You gots your mud huts, Mama.. Mud huts running wall to wall.. You got your mud huts Mama ... mud huts runnin' wall to wall While you here makin' money... You whole COUNTRY gonna fall.. Go home, African boy... Your people need your wisdom and humour...

  78. Tranquil_Viibes

    Tranquil_ViibesSoat oldin

    elite professional gamer is funny tho

  79. mdeedeew

    mdeedeewSoat oldin

    Fox News, We understand, please don't put your ignorance on the rest of us!

  80. defcon six

    defcon sixSoat oldin

    Is it a coincidence that you mention stupidity and hypocrisy? And exposing it. But no mention of samantha bee, or don lemon, or yourself? Is it difficult to outright lie to your followers every day to hinder their ability to know the truth.

  81. jeff crawford

    jeff crawfordSoat oldin

    People are fighting each other. No, black peoples are fighting each other over chicken. Check out Tommy Sotomayor.

  82. GingerGoddess89

    GingerGoddess89Soat oldin

    Whoever adopts that cat had better name it Dufrense. Or else.

  83. Jolene

    JoleneSoat oldin

    He's not always a believer, - but then you hear "they say", and "a lot of people say" an awful lot. I guess a lot of scientists is a whole different story.

  84. ardnehsan

    ardnehsanSoat oldin

    Did these two have class together? Because I swear they have some CHEMISTRY

  85. Lee Hye

    Lee HyeSoat oldin

    The constitution wasn't made with African American, Native American or females, etc (other races not considered white). People tend to forget that fact. I believe the constitution needs to be rewritten as times have changed drastically. There are things we have now that the "founding fathers" never would have imagined.

  86. Fleck Smugbrother

    Fleck SmugbrotherSoat oldin

    Please, everyone, drop the vague term quid pro quo. Plain & simple, this is extortion. Call it what it is.

  87. Jolene

    JoleneSoat oldin

    Put some windmills on The Whitehouse lawn, and who knows.

  88. Francisca Assunção

    Francisca AssunçãoSoat oldin

    Sharp Trevor 👏👏👏 Witty every second, with questions, supported by studying and getting knowledge before interviewing his guest, and putting it very clearly. Once again Trevor you prove how good you are. ❤️🇵🇹

  89. M Sa

    M SaSoat oldin

    Trevor you need to cover the story regarding protest in Iran their complete internet shutdown since the last two days!

  90. Jolene

    JoleneSoat oldin

    The wheel is older than the wall. Proves so many things. Even his mama didn't want to home school him - a waste of time.

  91. Parkourior

    ParkouriorSoat oldin

    OMG THEY PREDICTED THE DEMOCRATIC TICKET 2 MONTHS EARLY D:

  92. Nathaniel Gregory

    Nathaniel GregorySoat oldin

    Today 2019, Trump's Administration Dictated Bolivia & now it's becoming a Dictatorship! So much for not shoehorning they're Traditions to other countries by Suppressing South America for the 12th time!

  93. Lafe Denton

    Lafe Denton2 soat oldin

    They used say California is the land of fruits and nuts. it appears the world has tipped south east instead of west.

  94. famous guy

    famous guy2 soat oldin

    I am a Muslim and by the way who ever wanna attack me come on I will kick your asses all day long

  95. Aiden Pierce

    Aiden Pierce2 soat oldin

    "The list" was made known across the globe in a Friends episode in the late 90's or early '00... Those who didn't know what it is clearly aren't fans of Friends ;)

  96. Mikayla Waters-Crittenton

    Mikayla Waters-Crittenton2 soat oldin

    This was so, so beautiful

  97. flipevent

    flipevent2 soat oldin

    One thing is for sure: the chemistry between these two is "freaking magical". :) I hope good things for both of them.

  98. Tragoudistros.MPH

    Tragoudistros.MPH2 soat oldin

    *Timeline:* Sept 2018 Congress Approved Ukrainian Military Aid. Feb 2019 Congress asked about Congressionally Approved military funds for Ukraine. May 23 2019 Defense Department certified that anti-corruption progress in Ukraine was sufficient to release the aid. May 2019 Congress asked about Congressionally Approved military funds for Ukraine. June 18 2018 Pentagon announces Ukraine aid package. July 18 2019 Trump witheld Congressionally approved funds for Ukraine; Mulvaney instructed departments to tell Congress delay due to a delay in "interagency process". July 25 2019 Trump-Zelensky call. July 25 2019 White House lawyer John Eisenberg moves the Trump-Zelensky call transcript to a special access secure server. Sept 5 2019 WP posts a story that Trump is supposedly trying to force Ukraine to intervene in the 2020 election. Sept 9 2019 Whistleblower complaint is mentioned to Congress, but illegally withheld from Congress' intelligence committees by acting Director of National Intelligence, Maguire. Sept 10 2019 Congress demands whisteblower complaint released to Congress, per the Intelligence Community Whistleblower Protection Act. Sept 11 2019 the Congressionally approved Ukrainian aid was released by Trump Administration. Sept 24 2019 Senate makes a unanimous bipartisan demand that the whistleblower complaint is released, per law. Sept 25 2019 White House released memorandum (not transcript) of Trump-Zelensky phone call. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/10/23/trump-mulvaneys-claim-that-corruption-concerns-held-up-ukraine-aid/ www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-lawyer-moved-transcript-of-trump-call-to-classified-server-after-ukraine-adviser-raised-alarms/2019/10/30/ba0fbdb6-fb4e-11e9-8190-6be4deb56e01_story.html www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2019/sep/25/what-whistleblower-law-says-about-sharing-complain/ www.businessinsider.com/senate-unanimous-vote-trump-whistleblower-complaint-2019-9

  99. Kostantinos  Demopoulos

    Kostantinos Demopoulos2 soat oldin

    Bottom line reality..... GOP has sold out our Country...plain n simple Traitors

  100. 66fiveandahalf

    66fiveandahalf2 soat oldin

    His Jeanine Piero! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!