Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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  1. Mia - Chan

    Mia - Chan9 soat oldin

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="843">14:03</a> Whats 2+2.... 4 right and what is 4+8 ..... Ethan: 16 😂😂😂

  2. FN-2187

    FN-21879 soat oldin

    fuck the coronavirus

  3. X_ets

    X_ets10 soat oldin

    I watched this whole video to notice that I had been resting my face on my hand, the whole time.

  4. TheZeroNeonix

    TheZeroNeonix11 soat oldin

    Wait... Couldn't you just edit out the touching? lol. What if a touch doesn't show on the video?

  5. TheZeroNeonix

    TheZeroNeonix11 soat oldin

    Before Unus Annus, I had no idea Mark was such a Dragon Ball fan. lol

  6. TheZeroNeonix

    TheZeroNeonix11 soat oldin

    You guys picked a bad year to do this Unus Annus thing. Or maybe it's a good year, because people are stuck at home and bored. lol

  7. Alex Bat

    Alex Bat11 soat oldin

    they could cut out the times they touchy their facey -_- still luv u mark lol

  8. Fortune 9127

    Fortune 912712 soat oldin

    I’ve been at home in quarantine for more than 14 days but I’m still under quarantine. Help I’m loosing my sanity!

  9. Minwin

    Minwin12 soat oldin

    mark looking like geordi from star trek: "im fine, this is great"

  10. O L I V E

    O L I V E13 soat oldin

    Donate the money to the NHS

  11. Krista Rivers

    Krista Rivers16 soat oldin

    as someone with an auto immune disease i love the idea of this. thank you guys for raising awareness

  12. yroohj gouy

    yroohj gouy11 soat oldin

    lol, this was fun

  13. Team 3 Boy Hamster

    Team 3 Boy Hamster17 soat oldin


  14. yroohj gouy

    yroohj gouy11 soat oldin

    I had to scratch my nose I'm sorry o.o

  15. Team 3 Boy Hamster

    Team 3 Boy Hamster17 soat oldin


  16. Team 3 Boy Hamster

    Team 3 Boy Hamster17 soat oldin


  17. Team 3 Boy Hamster

    Team 3 Boy Hamster17 soat oldin


  18. Inky Plays

    Inky Plays18 soat oldin

    Everybody in the world: “Don’t touch your face our you die!” Me: has contacts Also Me: Welp... I guess... glasses? Glasses: dirty and hasn’t been cleaned in ages Ma again: Well, I guess imma be blind

  19. A.J. Nguyen

    A.J. Nguyen20 soat oldin

    “How do I know I can trust you?” “I’m Markiplier” Editor, can you pull up all those times Mark stabbed Yamimash in the back in TTT?

  20. make a account that is over 50

    make a account that is over 5021 soat oldin

    Good charity : Any hospital Everyone’s wallet : Sad wallet noises.

  21. Cole Rae

    Cole Rae21 soat oldin

    quarantine: *lasts three more years* them: “shit guys we bankrupt”

  22. Ro Lanslide

    Ro Lanslide21 soat oldin

    People with glasses: *sweating*

  23. Mint Jelly

    Mint Jelly22 soat oldin

    My actual name is Rona. And I'm in jr. high. so you can guess how many teenagers get to laugh at me. when my school was still open, anyone who said corona virus would see me turn my head with me thinking, "how the hell do you know my name?" I don't go a day without my family making fun of this. It's pure torture..

  24. Jaymie Dumont

    Jaymie Dumont22 soat oldin

    Okay you guys want us to tell you how many times you touch your face and you say we shouldn’t do it... most of the thumbnails includes you guys having your hands all over your faces 😂

  25. mochabear

    mochabear23 soat oldin

    imagine if someone beeped the face part hmmm..

  26. Rici X

    Rici XKun oldin

    Donate to me

  27. Beach Bunny Gaming

    Beach Bunny GamingKun oldin

    I touched my face the whole time doing this, the more they didn't want to, the more I needed to

  28. Emmi Goes Rawr

    Emmi Goes RawrKun oldin

    I had to scratch my nose I'm sorry o.o

  29. Maeghan Mahaffey

    Maeghan MahaffeyKun oldin

    lol, this was fun

  30. Sky the Husky-Wolf

    Sky the Husky-WolfKun oldin

    I'm not touching my face durring the time they're not and it's *so freaking dificult*

  31. xoobo vola

    xoobo volaKun oldin

    Mark: "It is definitely something to take seriously" Camera zooms at Mark´s face with headphones right on the middle of his face



    Funny you say stay in small groups because I saw a whole. Like 13 people jammed into ONE car. And they could not have lived in the same house... lmao

  33. Samantha Tatman

    Samantha TatmanKun oldin

    Charity Recommendation: Project C.U.R.E. Sorry I'm late to the party guys. But Project C.U.R.E helps with providing medical supplies, something that hospitals are in desperate need of.

  34. I Love Solving Rubik`s Cubes

    I Love Solving Rubik`s CubesKun oldin

    me: Wants to do with them. My F**ing hand: IMMIDIATELY TOUCHES FACE me: GOSH F**ING DAMMIT

  35. xoobo vola

    xoobo volaKun oldin

    whats the glitch effect at 15:49?

  36. That Random Bean

    That Random BeanKun oldin

    You should see all the old people in Wal-Mart... And the absense of flour, eggs, frozen meat, and eggos... It's CRAZY! The apocalypse is coming, get your toilet paper to protect you from the plague...

  37. Gabriel Piñeiro García

    Gabriel Piñeiro GarcíaKun oldin

    "Dont touch your face. Touch your annus!"

  38. Ash Winters

    Ash WintersKun oldin

    Not to brag or anything but I kinda touched my face this entire time

  39. LT theG

    LT theGKun oldin

    Mark I will be screen shoting every face touch and dming them to you via Instagram until quarantine is over.

  40. Winry Rockbell

    Winry RockbellKun oldin

    Go beyond, Plus Ultra!

  41. LT theG

    LT theGKun oldin

    When you have 25mil+ subs but the guy with 1mil+ has a better camera than you I actually don’t know, to me it looks like ethans is better.

  42. monica

    monicaKun oldin

    Mark: What's the capital of Colorado? Me: IMMA GIRAFFE-- wait... uh..

  43. Madison M

    Madison MKun oldin

    Ethan: how do i know i can trust you? Mark: Im MaRkIpLiEr

  44. PikachuBoss

    PikachuBossKun oldin

    Face touch in this video: 0

  45. Zoe Greer

    Zoe GreerKun oldin

    Mark:What’s the capital of Colorado Me: I’m a giraffe

  46. Mango_Fox_5

    Mango_Fox_5Kun oldin

    My Country/ State is in lockdown 🙁 ( I’m in South Africa ). We have military and police patrolling the country and you will go to prison if you’re caught outside your home without a valid reason, such as going to the shops in a group of 2+

  47. GaySoupTM

    GaySoupTMKun oldin

    Quarantine activity: baking coronavirus- shaped cake

  48. Average Joe

    Average JoeKun oldin

    Does anyone have a current count of the face touching as of now? I am worried about Ethan's bank account.

  49. Zoe Greer

    Zoe GreerKun oldin

    Mark: And wash you hand every time you DO Also mark: Without further aDO Me: go wash your hands

  50. Sloth Master

    Sloth MasterKun oldin

    whats the glitch effect at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="949">15:49</a>?

  51. lcvleyjjk

    lcvleyjjkKun oldin

    anyone ; don’t touch your face my face ; I am suddenly very itchy

  52. lil.tea.pot

    lil.tea.potKun oldin

    Headbands boys. Headbands!!

  53. AuWu

    AuWuKun oldin

    Im eating chips *atleast im not touching my face, cuz the chip is touching it*

  54. Mae Thompson

    Mae ThompsonKun oldin

    I live in Colorado Ethan's right it's Denver

  55. Maygan Lewis

    Maygan LewisKun oldin

    Tᴏᴜᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕕

  56. Queen B

    Queen BKun oldin

    I feel offended I got this 5 days late. FIVE DAYS LATE :(

  57. Still Chill

    Still ChillKun oldin

    This is late but what week is everyone on for no school. I'm on week 3

  58. Cheryl Staton

    Cheryl StatonKun oldin

    I've got the same headset as Ethan

  59. HMS Africa

    HMS AfricaKun oldin

    coronus annus

  60. Emma Beare

    Emma BeareKun oldin

    Bruh I have this constant urge to touch my face any normal day, but today it's worse.

  61. monika laosi

    monika laosiKun oldin

    baby him was playing ball with his dad the year he was born

  62. MattyBoi TV

    MattyBoi TVKun oldin

    This is why I wear a hat everyday. I don’t have the urge to adjust my hair 😂

  63. Morgan Cooke

    Morgan CookeKun oldin

    the only exception for leaving the house I have is going to see my bff bc shes coming home bc her brother has going

  64. monika laosi

    monika laosiKun oldin

    they told us to stay away from people yet i live with 3 and a dog who still goes outside everyday

  65. Jonny5Fails

    Jonny5FailsKun oldin

    If they were to do a charity livestream it'd be like charityception right now.

  66. PotatoMustache _Video

    PotatoMustache _VideoKun oldin

    Do you realize that you can scratch your face withour touching it by using any cover for your hand and some scratch things and just wash you hand then if your sure your hands are clean you can now touch it but remember its for necessary things only because you might not now the air are full of bacteria too Just a share of Information :)

  67. Brookie Horan

    Brookie HoranKun oldin

    I think mark has to donate cuz of his arm touching just saying

  68. Roundy Z.

    Roundy Z.Kun oldin

    Guess who had multiple itches across their entire face and scalp for the whole duration of this video.

  69. Maxwell Belmont

    Maxwell BelmontKun oldin

    Time to pepper spray everyone’s hands so that they can’t touch their faces

  70. Morgan Hicks

    Morgan HicksKun oldin

    I love this

  71. the annoying kid

    the annoying kidKun oldin

    a charity that donates to a stopping depression place thing sorry im terrible at thinking but thats the best i can do

  72. Mackenna Gingras

    Mackenna GingrasKun oldin

    I have to work at our local grocery store, and I’m really worried about everything because my work is doing absolutely everything we can to keep the spread down and everyone healthy but the people coming from out of town are being ungrateful and putting not only myself and my coworkers but everyone in the store at risk!

  73. Hopper S

    Hopper SKun oldin

    half way through i gained an itch on my upper lip and the corner of my nose

  74. PRIDE Warri0r

    PRIDE Warri0rKun oldin

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="607">10:07</a> I didn't know this was a VR gaming video 🤣🤣🙃...

  75. Broad Bubble

    Broad Bubble2 kun oldin

    Why did covid-19 have to come up on Unus annus year

  76. Eden Hart

    Eden Hart2 kun oldin

    You wanna know what’s crazy? My Great grandma if she lives through this, she will be one of the few people who have lived through this and the 1919 pandemic

  77. Lehn Dickson

    Lehn Dickson2 kun oldin

    Both: We will donate $100 every time we touch our face in any video during the quarantine Next video thumbnail: *Ethan touching his headphones*

  78. Strayfu

    Strayfu2 kun oldin

    its time to stop makeup tutorials

  79. Aussy Osborn

    Aussy Osborn2 kun oldin

    All of the Texans watching this are deeply triggered I can guarantee that😂😂

  80. Deathray

    Deathray2 kun oldin

    they told us to stay away from people yet i live with 3 and a dog who still goes outside everyday

  81. Sebastian Juarez

    Sebastian Juarez2 kun oldin

    My bank account

  82. Minion Benson

    Minion Benson2 kun oldin

    I work in a hospital I can’t stay home!

  83. StickMan3000

    StickMan30002 kun oldin

    Charity- Local Sperm Charity

  84. Derek & Kat Switzer

    Derek & Kat Switzer2 kun oldin

    Team trees to purify the air since its airborne